Because I Like Funny Drawings

And they make me happy. Wahahaha.

More in the link at the bottom.

Source: http://imgur.com/a/3Kog5

It’s all about Size

What’s the best weekends?

Looong ones.

The best screen size?

23-inch monsters

From http://www.atpm.com/13.04/macmuser.shtml

What do you think is the ideal length of an erect penis?

​A girl can dream, can't she?

From: http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/01/sex_survey_los_angeles.php

Rude Illusions

What do you see?

More by Richard Wiseman

A Lawyer Joke

I’m not one for jokes. But this black (oh so dark) joke is something that’s close to my heart. Enjoy it and substitute whatever (gosh darn it) profession that you’ve in mind.

Thanks to Thomas Tam for forwarding the joke! :D

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road- side eating grass.  Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. 

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" 

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." 

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. 

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.  They are over there, under that tree." 

"Bring them along," said the lawyer.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."  The second man, in a pitiful voice, then  said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!" 

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. 

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. 

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.  "You'll really love my place. "The grass is almost a foot high".

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

My Name is Bolo Santosi: Just Cause 2

YouTubers are going gaga over “Bolo Santosi” – a character in a game Just Cause 2. It’s not because she’s Tomb Raider busty, rather it’s her weird accent that gamers on the other side of the world can’t place.

I can tell you where the accent’s from: Singapore.

But I don’t know if they’re using Singaporeans as voice talents in the game. Although It sounds a lot like comedienne Irene Ang, but I doubt that she’s involved in the game. While it’s cringe-worthy at times, I love the Masters of the Sea flashbacks that they invoke whenever I listen to it.

So repeat after me": “My name is Bolo Santosi”.“My name is Bolo Santosi”.

“My name is…”

 

Bolo Santosi (src: MistaBrown)

PS: Anyone know who’s the voice talent? We gotta give her props for Singlish-ing a game! :D

You know that Cadbury ad…

…of kids with nubile eyebrows that act like caterpillars on speed? Amazing isn’t it?

It did so well that Cadbury took it to the streets in 2009 and hauled up bystanders to mimic the kids with nubile eyebrows.

One of the bystanders turned out to be a friend, Preman Rajalingam, who was waylaid at Shaw Cinema’s underpass and made to wriggle eyebrows for milk chocolate.

Preman wriggles Cadbury eyebrows

By all counts, he acquitted himself pretty well. I just hope that he didn’t sprain an eyebrow in the process. Personally I think ordinary people should stay away from eyebrow calisthenics…

Cadbury Official ad